Dear Fucking Lazy Ass Coworker
1. I will never offer to help you with anything again. You are ungrateful and lazy. You carry on how overworked you are but I see you spending plenty of time on the phone, shopping on internet, hanging out in your BFF’s work area.
2. I will try not to laugh too loud when your boss catches you doing nothing and calls you out on the carpet. Of course you will whine to us how you are the only one who gets picked on.
3. If you’re sick stay home. I don’t want whatever plague you have been walking around with. Use your damn sick days, I know you have them. If I catch your bug then you should give me YOUR sick time.
Sincerely,
Me
Currently listening to: you whine
Currently reading: what I wrote
Currently watching: time drag
Currently feeling: fed up
Posted by Blahg at 12:20 AM in Magnum Dopus, assholes | Comment?

